I had class at 9 today I wonder how that went considering its 12 and I just woke up

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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- "Fart on your body I came alive"

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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